Monthly Archives: June 2007

P-Day Minus One, And…

Oh my gods, I have never made buttercream icing that TASTES THIS GOOD.

I’m sure Liam’s guests will forgive me if I serve them plain, frosting-free cake.

(Who am I kidding? There’s five cups of the stuff.)

I get to be artistic later this evening with brushes and pots of tinted icing and sprinkles. However this cake ends up looking, I will have had fun. I will pour myself a glass of wine (Do we even have wine? Hmm. Wait, no, there is port!) and enjoy myself. I may even call HRH in to advise, but only if he is drinking too.

LATER: 10:30 and we are not only done icing the cake, but cupcakes for daycare, baking and icing the cookies, plus we’ve cleaned up and washed the dishes! I have a sugar burn in the middle of my tongue from sampling the icing and licking my fingers. I threw about three-quarters of a cup out in the end; I’m astonished because I usually run out of icing before the project is finished and have to make more.

The cake looks awesome; we had so much fun. Liam is going to flip.

The Guest List

ME: Liam, who is coming to your birthday party on Sunday?

LIAM: Heeeee. (Goofy grin.)

ME: Is…. Devon coming?

LIAM: (shouts) Devy!

ME: Is… Elspeth coming?

LIAM: (shouts) Elsie!

ME: Is Ainsley coming?

LIAM: (firmly) No.

ME: I think she is. Matthieu and Samuel?

LIAM: (firmly) No.

ME: Yes they are! Is…

LIAM (softly): Teeeeeeela. (Shy smile.)

ME: Yes!

LIAM (shouts): And AR-TUR!

[Liam rampages off.]

If we ask him who’s coming and he’s in the mood to answer right away, we get the “AR-TUR!” response and only that response before he runs off to rampage through the living room. We are amused.

(And Does It Matter?)

There’s an interesting essay on the reading order of the Chronicles of Narnia here. I read The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardobe first when I was eight or nine, then I realised there was a whole series so I went back and read them all in chronological order (because, like Mousme, I am mildly OCD about that sort of thing although I am slightly better now that I am a few decades older). But the points the essay makes about the reading experience if the books are read in publication order are interesting. After the first couple of times I read them singly and out of order according to my whim of the moment, although two summers ago I did read the entire series chronologically again. Both experiences are valid, simply different, as the author points out.

Nine-Thirty? It Feels Like Three In The Afternoon

It occurred to me as I pulled into the driveway last night that I should assign myself lines to write. Something along the idea of, I will not listen to ‘Jack Sparrow’ with volume set at 22 while driving through construction zones at night on the way home from orchestra. A hundred times or so.

Slept horribly again, and Liam is fractious. So naturally, HRH was called in to replace someone at work today. We made pancakes together after he left; Liam stirred. There is currently a movie playing, because I am weak of will this morning and can’t keep up with him, and I have things to do.

There are a pile of things to do before Sunday. Like figure out what people are eating, find a good cake recipe, find a good frosting recipe (which is even more important, and no, I’ve never found one I’m completely happy with)… appropriate wrapping paper would be good, too. Ingredients for whatever I decide to make need to be purchased. I still haven’t found a cake board, and I don’t particularly feel like cutting up one of our good strong moving boxes to make one. I did find a new cake pan, but not as big as I was hoping for. I’ll double the cake batter and make cupcakes as well to be sure to have enough. I had intended to send some over to daycare on Monday on the actual birthday anyhow, along with streamers and balloons and such; might as well be a full batch instead of the half I was thinking of making.

Today I learned how to make my printer print much much faster (yes, it took me a year to find the fast draft mode). I thought I’d figured out how to do manual duplex printing too, but the printer out-thought me. It seems I have to select the option both in the Word print options and the ‘advanced’ printer options for it actually work. Now I have a two-hundred page document to edit that I was hoping would only use one hundred pages, and of course I forgot to paginate it. Yesterday I bought a photo ink cartridge, and discovered only after I’d gotten home that it replaces the black cartridge, not the dangerously-low-on-ink colour cartridge, so I only got another half-dozen photos printed before the regular colour ink gave out entirely.

On the other hand, I picked up an excellent selection of summer tops and two skirts yesterday as well, so I can throw out all the t-shirts that have somehow developed microscopic holes in them. I still don’t own a pair of shorts, which is fine with me.

I wrote eight hundred and something words yesterday. Granted, they were slightly expanded transcription from handwritten notes in a notebook, but it counts. My record sheet tells me that I haven’t put a single word into Swan Sister since early February, which sounds about right. That would be when I had to stop because there was a huge gap between everything I’d plotted and the outlined ending, a gap I didn’t think was as big as it was until I got there and couldn’t see the other side, as I’d expected to.

All right. Into the living room to keep the boy company. I will read with sticky notes and a pencil while he watches Buzz Lightyear, his favourite movie character these days.

Giving In

We have decided to teach Liam how to say “Precocious.”

(No, nothing specific has triggered it, other than the recurrent “Ack he’s TWO on Monday” feeling we’re having.)

Grr and Bus Rides

I have a bee in my bonnet about getting a particular gift for an upcoming child. I want this toy because Liam adored it, and every parent who saw it thought it was great.

I cannot find it in stores to save my life. I have been looking for a month.

Now, when I first started looking for Liam’s I had a similar problem, but I eventually found it. This time? Nada. Actually, it’s worse — I finally found one at a TRU last week but the box had been badly destroyed, and it’s for a gift, so no way. Went back today thinking that I could ditch the box and do the gift bag thing — and it’s gone. Fisher Price has a whole new line out, and I think the toy I want has been discontinued, replaced by something similar but annoying with batteries in the new line. I can’t even find it listed on the FP website. (The Link-a-Doos line seems to have been replaced by Miracles & Milestones — have I mentioned my resistance to battery-powered toys?) Even eBay is failing me.

I hate it when things like this happen. You think and think and think and you come up with the perfect idea, and then boom — your solution vanishes due to circumstances beyond your control.

Back to the drawing board.

On the other hand, I already have one of the gifts for a baby who is not scheduled to appear for another six months. So I suppose these balance one another out.

In other news, Liam and I took the bus out to shop this morning, and he loved it so much that he asked throughout the shopping trip, “Bus? More bus?”. On the ride over he called it a “school bus”, and when I corrected him he told people importantly as they got on, “City bus. Hello people.” He pointed out the light above the back door every time it went on, and told me that it was green; he told me people were sitting, riding the bus; he pointed himself out in the mirror and made faces at me and laughed. And again I am astonished at how helpful some people can be when strollers are involved on public transport, and how understanding they are when the bus is full and your stroller is pretty much blocking the door because there’s nowhere else for you to go. Thank you, anonymous patrons of public transport, for your patience and understanding and willingness to inch your way around the stroller, and for leaping to help dislodge jammed wheels. Mothers and their stroller-bound children everywhere are deeply grateful.

Okay; the boy’s been napping for two and a half hours. Either the trip out this morning tired him more than I thought, or he’s plotting something.