Daily Archives: February 11, 2004

Less Funnies

If I find the phrase “you should” one more time in this manuscript, something dies. In a messy fashion, very likely.

The only things keeping me sane right now are Evanescence, Howard Shore, and a bottle of ibuprofen.

Pagan Funnies

A wand is a power tool and a ritual instrument for invoking deities.

I kid you not.

And no, the author didn’t mean it in humourous reference to the potenially high-energy applications of the wand. Maybe I have power tools on the brain these days, or maybe this is just poorly worded.

Every once in a while I just throw back my head and howl reading through this book. Sometimes in agony, sometimes with laughter. This one was a bit of both.