Foiled. Foiled, foiled, foiled, gods damn this ruddy printer.
It can join the computer Skippy intends to launch out a window as soon as he has a complete operative system. It will be incredibly therapeutic to throw it and watch it smash into a jillion pieces on the pavement below. It will be just as useful as a pile of bits as it is now, whole, silent, unmoving, and entirely a waste of space.
I’m now officially in the market for a new printer.
