I’ve been working with my doctor regarding my sleep problems, and she asked me to start keeping a dream diary. Now, I’ve always been one of those people who rarely remembers dreams. I figured this would be amusing and wouldn’t take up that much time.

Well. Haven’t I dreamed pages and pages worth of notes to write each morning since I began? And haven’t all my dreams been vivid and detailed?

Someone somewhere is laughing at me, I think.