Proof of my good taste:

Ingredient listing for Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate bar: Milk Chocolate (sugar, milk ingredients, cocoa butter, unsweetened chocolate, soya lecithin, natural and artificial flavour).

Ingredient listing for a Neilson Jersey Milk chocolate bar: Condensed milk, sugar, cocoa butter, unsweetened chocolate, butter oil, soya lecithin, natural flavour.

No wonder I prefer Jersey Milk bars. They don’t add fake chocolate flavour to it. And what the heck is a “milk ingredient” anyway?

No, don’t tell me. I don’t want to know.