Prayer of Thanks

Dear God/dess/all aspects of the Divine:

Thank you for bringing Janice into my life. If you hadn’t, she wouldn’t be talking me down from a metaphorical ledge where I’m currently standing with an equally metaphorical semi-automatic, and there would be a lot of unhappy people dealing with fallout. Someone just broke one of my cardinal professional rules, you see, and I’m livid.

Patience. I must have patience. I have to, in order to maintain sanity until the person I must speak with about this Issue is back in the office next Monday.

So I just thought I’d say thanks.

Love,

Me.

9 thoughts on “Prayer of Thanks

  1. Blade

    Autumn with an automatic…rawr.

    Actually, based on your icon…

    REASON
    version 1.0B7
    Gatling-type 3-mm hypervelocity railgun system
    Ng Security Industries, Inc.
    PRELEASE VERSION-NOT FOR FIELD USE
    DO NOT TEST IN A POPULATED AREA
    — ULTIMA RATIO REGUM —

    …that shoudl be center justified :/ 3 geek points to the first to call the refrence

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  2. Talyesin

    My favourite name for a weapon was this huge-ass ugly vicious-looking sword in the hand of Sgt-Major Grunthor from Elizabeth Haydon’s book Rhapsody – he called it Friendmaker.

    “Because when I pull it out, all of a sudden everyone wants to be friends with me,” he explained.

    He also had a pole-axe named Sal (short for Salutations), but that’s much less amusing.

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