The boy put his ear to my belly yesterday and said, “She says she wants to come out now.â€
NO SHE DOESN’T. This is not a one-upmanship thing, where my children compete to see who can be born the earliest. I forbid it. 28 weeks is NOT ON. She’s in there till at least 36 weeks or she’s grounded forever.
But…but…I haven’t finished her blanket yet! (I’m well into the border, though.) She can’t want to come out before she’s got a proper blanket or two. You have nutty weather up there. Blanket stashes are a given. She does not want to learn this the hard way.
Precisely! Owlet, listen to your Auntie Cate. She talks sense, she does. Ignore your brother.
Seriously Liam, time to learn there are times when it’s best to keep your mouth shut.
STAY IN BABY, STAY IN!
Time to have a serious talk with my Boy I see.
HRH.
No giving birth on concert dates either. :D
MLG