What do you know: three fish, still very alive.
We may have winners. The aquarium additives have probably helped a lot too.
If we get to Sunday with no losses, we will have a little fish party. There will be party hats. No, really. Noisemakers would be nice, but useless, because, you know, there’s that whole underwater thing.
We can just bang on the glass really hard. They’ll love it.
Just make sure nobody spikes the fish bowl.
Maybe I’m tired, or maybe I haven’t eaten enough, or maybe the whole can of Coke was too much, or maybe I’m just punchy after the week I’ve had… but this made me laugh very, very hard. Thank you.