Daily Archives: May 13, 2011

An Aside

The boy put his ear to my belly yesterday and said, “She says she wants to come out now.”

NO SHE DOESN’T. This is not a one-upmanship thing, where my children compete to see who can be born the earliest. I forbid it. 28 weeks is NOT ON. She’s in there till at least 36 weeks or she’s grounded forever.